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Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Curses!
At work today one of the receptionists asked me to staple some papers together. Okay, easy enough task. But there were like 5 staplers and they pretty much all didn't work, so she had one on her desk and was like 'use this one because I don't know about those others' well, I picked up one and it seemed to work.

So, I checked it for staples. Check. Then I went to close it and it seemed pretty hard to get down, so I pushed really hard and STAPLED MY THUMB!

It was bad. I wanted to yell, but I didn't. The receptionist said 'be careful' but she didn't see how bad it was. At least I don't think she did. I went into the other room and looked at my thumb and yes, there was a stapler.

Even worse was I had to use a STAPLE REMOVER TO TAKE A STAPLER OUT OF MY FUCKING THUMB!

It was bleeding and I got blood on one of the sheets of papers and had to make another copy of it. Very embarrasing. Oh my god, needless to say I was ready to go after that. Ugh. It was really hurting at one point, it was not good.

And now I have to go type.

I need Apolo to come kiss my thumb for me. LOL Wow, it's been a long time since I mentioned Apolo. Aren't you guys lucky? heh.
Gunngirl believed The Truth is still Out There at 6:46 PM  
15 commentst:
  • At 7:58 PM, Blogger Underachiever said…

    i was gonna offer to kiss your boo-boo but then you mentioned Apolo and I had to staple my eyelids shut.

    Undr

     
  • At 8:55 PM, Blogger gunngirl said…

    Undr--Finally! I see it takes mentioning Apolo to get you to stop by. :)

     
  • At 10:37 PM, Blogger High Desert Diva said…

    Ouch! Damn Gunny, I'm sorry :(.

    I am also sorry that you shall NOT be allowed to play with my knives missy! Krikes! You could lose a whole appendage or something! ;p

     
  • At 4:35 AM, Blogger Sherry said…

    OUCH! I've had this happen and it does hurt pretty darn bad.

     
  • At 4:36 AM, Blogger Sherry said…

    I forgot, I was going to add... Workman's Comp. hehhee You may have gotten the rest of the day off.
    =)

     
  • At 8:41 AM, Blogger Shannon said…

    I had that happen once myself.. but some boy decided he wanted to staple my finger for me... I was stupid and young and he told me to close my eyes and give him my hand.. I did.. and bamm!! lol.. Fugger!!

    Hope your fanger is doing better! (I spelt it that way on purpose) hehe

     
  • At 8:51 AM, Blogger Mimi said…

    Man my thumb hurts from reading that!

     
  • At 8:59 AM, Blogger grody jo-dee said…

    i still have a scar on my right wrist (the perfect size of a staple)from where my sister "accidentally" stapled me. it hurt like a mother. ahhh...older sisters.

     
  • At 9:00 AM, Blogger grody jo-dee said…

    you've had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years, right?

     
  • At 4:42 PM, Blogger gunngirl said…

    Shannon--that's why we can't trust boys. heh

    Mimi--my thumb still hurts a bit too. *whimper*

    grody jo-dee--yep, and why did I think that after I pulled it out. lol.

     
  • At 3:18 AM, Blogger Mr. Fabulous said…

    Um...and for future reference here is an important safety top: don't run with scissors...

     
  • At 9:41 AM, Blogger cherish said…

    EEEPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

    I bet that was a major owie!!!

    Wonders if I kiss Apolo then I kiss your thumb would that be like him kissing your thumb? WINKS!! Just kidding!

    I hope your thumb feels better!

     
  • At 12:15 PM, Blogger exMI said…

    and to think when I was young we used to shoot each other with staple guns. (when My father wasn't around)

     
  • At 11:44 AM, Blogger beadinggalinMS said…

    OUCH! Damn GG that even hurt my thumb just reading it.
    Freakin staplers just are not safe. Ok we would shoot them at each other when I worked at the furniture place. But we always aimed where we couldnt hit each other. We also threw lil blocks of wood at the bosses window. It was a very thick glass it never did break. He would pay us back by putting a dead rat or lizard throw the sander. We would be waiting for the piece of wood to come thru and end up getting a dead rodent. I miss working there some days. Here I am writing a book when all I wanted to say was HI and I missed ya when I was in the hospital :)

     
  • At 8:07 PM, Blogger shadowlands said…

    That's awful - you poor thing! But it reminds me of another staple story - In fifth grade, I was terribly tormented by a nasty little shit who just would not stop yanking my braids. So, I stapled his thumb. It went all the way through. The nuns were very mad at me, because, you know, girls just aren't supposed to behave that way. I got three weeks detention - but it was worth it. The little prick never yanked my braids again.

     
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