Tuesday, April 11, 2006 |
Curses! |
At work today one of the receptionists asked me to staple some papers together. Okay, easy enough task. But there were like 5 staplers and they pretty much all didn't work, so she had one on her desk and was like 'use this one because I don't know about those others' well, I picked up one and it seemed to work.
So, I checked it for staples. Check. Then I went to close it and it seemed pretty hard to get down, so I pushed really hard and STAPLED MY THUMB!
It was bad. I wanted to yell, but I didn't. The receptionist said 'be careful' but she didn't see how bad it was. At least I don't think she did. I went into the other room and looked at my thumb and yes, there was a stapler.
Even worse was I had to use a STAPLE REMOVER TO TAKE A STAPLER OUT OF MY FUCKING THUMB!
It was bleeding and I got blood on one of the sheets of papers and had to make another copy of it. Very embarrasing. Oh my god, needless to say I was ready to go after that. Ugh. It was really hurting at one point, it was not good.
And now I have to go type.
I need Apolo to come kiss my thumb for me. LOL Wow, it's been a long time since I mentioned Apolo. Aren't you guys lucky? heh. |
Gunngirl believed The Truth is still Out There at 6:46 PM |
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Undr--Finally! I see it takes mentioning Apolo to get you to stop by. :)
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i still have a scar on my right wrist (the perfect size of a staple)from where my sister "accidentally" stapled me. it hurt like a mother. ahhh...older sisters.
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you've had a tetanus shot in the last 10 years, right?
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Shannon--that's why we can't trust boys. heh
Mimi--my thumb still hurts a bit too. *whimper*
grody jo-dee--yep, and why did I think that after I pulled it out. lol.
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and to think when I was young we used to shoot each other with staple guns. (when My father wasn't around)
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OUCH! Damn GG that even hurt my thumb just reading it. Freakin staplers just are not safe. Ok we would shoot them at each other when I worked at the furniture place. But we always aimed where we couldnt hit each other. We also threw lil blocks of wood at the bosses window. It was a very thick glass it never did break. He would pay us back by putting a dead rat or lizard throw the sander. We would be waiting for the piece of wood to come thru and end up getting a dead rodent. I miss working there some days. Here I am writing a book when all I wanted to say was HI and I missed ya when I was in the hospital :)
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That's awful - you poor thing! But it reminds me of another staple story - In fifth grade, I was terribly tormented by a nasty little shit who just would not stop yanking my braids. So, I stapled his thumb. It went all the way through. The nuns were very mad at me, because, you know, girls just aren't supposed to behave that way. I got three weeks detention - but it was worth it. The little prick never yanked my braids again.
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Undr--Finally! I see it takes mentioning Apolo to get you to stop by. :)