I went to a very nice Chinese restaurant a couple nights ago. Roomy, comfortable, good food and good service. At the end they always bring us those Almond cookies that I never liked and fortune cookies. I love fortune cookies, and always try to get everyone elses fortune cookie -- not so much for the fortune, but for the cookie.
Well, I get mine, eat it and then I read my fortune. Ahem, here is what it read:
The smart thing to do is not be your self.
Oooookay. Apparently that self isn't working so good. Did I read this wrong? Am I missing something with 'your self'? Even worse, my new job? Don't really like it. As a matter of fact, I'm back in the job search. Pathetic much? I think it was because I'd been looking for so long I was ready to take anything -- and I did. Mistake #1, even as happy as I was, still a mistake.
I know, it hasn't even been a week, but it only takes a few days to know, you know?
Well, like my mom says 'all you can do is what you can do until you can do something else.'
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Alway remember to add the phrase "...in bed." to the end of your fortunr. It adds a whole new level of meaning.....