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Sunday, January 15, 2006
Mission: Complete
After watching Carlito's Way last night, which is sooo good by the way, I started talking movies with my sister and we hit on Pulp Fiction, the cool creation by Quinten Tarantino. I'm sure you know the movie.

Anyway, one of several scenes we joke about (besides the needle-in-the-chest scene) is when Uma Thurman describes the pilot she made called Fox Force Five where their premise is a bunch of foxy chicks have these cool special skills they use to fight crime, and hers was knives.

So, it got me thinking, if I were to put together an elite crime team, who would I use and what skills would they have? While their team was a bunch of women, I decided to make an exception in this case.

I also added a bit supernatural/scifi element. Here's my team as the Mission Profile would read:

The Operation

When an unknown legion of terrorist take over a quaint village in far North Europe for purposes of experimentation and implementation of a newly designed, but incredibly secretative microchip to be inserted into the brain in order to destroy the higher brain functions and turn the host into mindless military automatons, the NSA unleashes the highly covert and elite intelligence gathering subagency--Fifth Veil--in order to gather information, eleminate the threat and destroy all traces of the microchip and its hosts without alerting the public, the media or other government officials.


Rank: Team Leader/1st Level Veil Operative

Codename: Angel

Skills: Martial arts, stealth, gun expert, lock picking, witchcraft

Profile: Unique in her ability to look shy and delicate, but be physically adept to aquire a black belt in Karate and expert knowledge of Tae Kwon Do, Jiu Jitsu, Hapkido and Kendo; she can also take down men half her size. Imbued with the blood of Ancient Chinese Masters, she can take punches from even the strongest men and not waver. Her spells for 'deflect curtains' have been known to shield her team from harm in the field. Her skills with a gun from a simple hand gun to a rocket launcher gives her the advantage over weapons for every conceivable situation.

Name: High Desert Diva

Rank: Second in Command/1st Level Veil Operative

Codename: Falcon

Skills: Knives, reading minds, cooking and poisons.

Profile: With her wicked sense of humor, superior stealth and uncanny ability to whip up a meal in seconds, she is perfect to take out foes in restaurants, diners, and clubs, and even posing as chefs in their own homes. Her wit and sharp eye can get her behind the scenes of any eating establisment where she can kill with precision with either a finely sharpened butchers knife or a carefully prepared Bouillabaise Royal and Blue Crab Bisque--poisoned to taste.

Name: Underachiever

Codename: Heartbreaker

Rank: Communications Lead/1st Level Veil Operative

Skills: Computers, master of disguise, close quarters combat, telepathy

Profile: Suave, sleek and super stylish, Heartbreaker can charm the ladies and get into any unauthorized area with the wink of an eye and twinkle of his full lips. An expert hacker once pursued by the CIA, FBI, NSA and Pentagon, he went underground for years only to resurface and offer his skills to the once evaded NSA as a member of a top-secret initiative. From posing as the average person on the street, to a high ranking official, Hearbreaker can get into virtually high secure area and relay his findings to his team through telepathy with the help of Angel's wiccan skills.

Name: BeadinggallinMS

Codename: Duchess

Rank: Communications Lead/1st Level Veil Operative

Skills: Intelligence, bow and arrow, midevil weaponary, slowing time

Profile: Duchess is rarely with her team, usually working alone. Well versed in ancient weapons, she prefers the crossbow, bow and arrow and swords and daggers to guns and high tech gadgets. This makes her a force to be reckoned with in close combat or when caught off guard. She was rewarded with the abilty to slow time from the God of Time after saving his daughter from his enemies. This skill has served her well in several situations. As it drains her energy the gift must be used wisely.

Name: Ennuiherself

Codename: Redwolf

Skills: Geographical coordinates, technological support, explosives, chemical weapons

Rank: Field Runner/2nd Level Tactical Support/3rd Level Veil Operative

Profile: Mainly responsible for coordinating transportation and equipment to field agents, Field Runners also provide 2nd Level Tactical Support, meaning they give information on getting around alarms, alternative exit routes, disarming bombs, creating explosives and chemical weapons on site and keying operatives in on enemies. This is usually done in the field hidden from enemy knowledge. Field Runners are an essential part of the team and crucial for evacuation.

That's my team. Consider yourself privileged to be a part of it. ;) You are the top of the top. You are the best. You show no mercy. You do not exist. You are a shadow. You are a member of the Fifth Veil and you are unstoppable.
Gunngirl believed The Truth is still Out There at 4:00 AM  
8 commentst:
  • At 3:59 PM, Blogger cherish said…

    Awesome Post

  • At 6:54 PM, Blogger Shoe Diva said…

    Can you add to me your elite squadron.

  • At 7:29 AM, Blogger beadinggalinMS said…

    Cool GG! I am honored to be part of your elite squardron. I love my powers and my name!!

  • At 9:15 AM, Blogger EnnuiHerself said…

    Wow, I've never had a codename before! And I'm in charge of explosives and chemical weapons (always knew those 2 years of chemistry would pay off) . . . it's like a dream come true.

    I only hope that I can fulfill my duties to the team. Now let's go blow some stuff up!


  • At 2:55 PM, Blogger Shoe Diva said…

    I would love to assist with police advice on your book, sounds cool

  • At 8:39 PM, Blogger Underachiever said…

    This was awesome!

    Thanks Gunny! Loves ya lots!

    Undr(disguised as a mediocre blogger)

  • At 9:31 AM, Blogger High Desert Diva said…

    Woo hoo!! Second in command!!! :D

    I'm so excited Gunny. I don't even have to go shopping. I already have the knives, the poisons, and the dominatrix outfit for underneath the chef coa....wait, did I say the last stuff out*t. ;D

    Count me in Gunny...we shall RULE...erm...I mean SAVE the world!

  • At 10:18 AM, Blogger exMI said…

    The ability to take down a man half your size isn't all the impressive I'm sorry to say. Maybe twice your size.......

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